The Arbitrary

This is the eulogy I wrote for my best friend. Well, this is awkward—seeing everybody here like this. On behalf of the family and myself, we are beyond appreciative for all of the support and condolences offered during this difficult time. Seeing all of Morgan’s army combined under one roof today, physically and in spirit,…

This past year has been a psychological whirlwind. If I knew myself today, 5 years ago, I would’ve thought, “man, this chick has her shit together”. I mean, yes and no. I just finished a divorce. I have to sell my house. My pets are middle aged. My parents are ancient. I’m still fat. I’m…

Holy shit did this year go by fast. I’m currently sitting on 50 blog posts that need publishing. I have just been SO BUSY, and they need polishing up before setting them free to become a new invasive species. As always, I’ve had writer’s block and keep getting stuck rewriting the same paragraph over and…

Art Instagram I love the things that I make. I make them for me, but I share them with you. Enjoy.

Every time I meet someone new, I can’t meet them fast enough. If someone sparks my interest, I want to know everything about them. This is what it’s like to be a whirlwind. I usually start with birthdays. What’s your sign?  I believe we’re ruled by the planets so I want to know how you…

What’s new since the devolution of Beef Talks About It?Probably the most shocking thing is my divorce. My ex-husband and I had been together for almost 12 years–11 years and 9 months to the day actually. Everything went about as poorly as it could have gone, and I’m now less than two months out from…