The Arbitrary
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Languishing
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1 min read
This past year has been a psychological whirlwind. If I knew myself today, 5 years ago, I would’ve thought, “man, this chick has her shit together”. I mean, yes and no. I just finished a divorce. I have to sell my house. My pets are middle aged. My parents are ancient. I’m still fat. I’m…
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September 2025
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1 min read
Holy shit did this year go by fast. I’m currently sitting on 50 blog posts that need publishing. I have just been SO BUSY, and they need polishing up before setting them free to become a new invasive species. As always, I’ve had writer’s block and keep getting stuck rewriting the same paragraph over and…
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Now In Stock, Cheap Cat Food!!
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1 min read
Art Instagram I love the things that I make. I make them for me, but I share them with you. Enjoy.
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Why I’m Here
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7 min read
Every time I meet someone new, I can’t meet them fast enough. If someone sparks my interest, I want to know everything about them. This is what it’s like to be a whirlwind. I usually start with birthdays. What’s your sign? I believe we’re ruled by the planets so I want to know how you…
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Becoming a Statistic 2025 Edition
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5 min read
What’s new since the devolution of Beef Talks About It?Probably the most shocking thing is my divorce. My ex-husband and I had been together for almost 12 years–11 years and 9 months to the day actually. Everything went about as poorly as it could have gone, and I’m now less than two months out from…